March of the penguins

We recently saw March of the Penguins and I couldn't get over the fact that these cute little creatures endured such extreme conditions just to mate and create a baby. If humans had to walk 70 miles in the cold to find mates I doubt we would survived past the first generation. I think we could solve their problem by creating little penguin night clubs and little penguin sized beer bottles. After a few drinks the lady penguins will be much less demanding.

While I don't think of them as smart (considering they live in the coldest place on earth), I have a lot of respect for the emperor penguins.